Warning: Spoilers!
1. The guy with a nose smaller than Verni Varga's is actually a painter born in Paete, Laguna. The protagonists call him "you-know-who" but his real name in Baldemor, as in THE National Artist Manuel Baldemor.
2. The film was written, directed, produced, AND shot by a crew comprising of hardcore wand-in-pocket poster worshipping Equus watching Harry Potter FANS. This is manifested in the number of hermionie cleavage shots and the two surprise-laplapan moments. What stayed on the cutting room floor was the surprise laplapan scene of Draco and Snape. Not because it was too homoerotic for the target audience, but because of possible lawsuits regarding the Karate Kid franchise's sole ownership of the Mentor and Boy love angle.
3. Harry dies
4. Snape Dies, but dies a(n) hero because America can't handle a million goth kids crying themselves to death.
5. It is a long movie. Screw the popcorn.. bring ammonia soaked cotton wads.
6. In the spirit of equal opportunity there are more black wizards now. And production was careful not to kill them off too early.
7. The anti-Semitic imagery is worse than in "Borat".. Goblins, dude. Goblins. Why must men hate?
8. If you're going to a movie house that has a Taters outlet, get barbecue on the bottom and butter on top, so the butter trickles down. Don't forget the salt!!
9. We watched this for free.
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